The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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