Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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