She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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