Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

where are you?

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in the room with the baby pig

(804): View more from Virginia

k im coming soon

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord

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(650): View more from California

Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

THAT'LL be a good time.

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and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?

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(519): View more from Ontario

duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.

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(303): View more from Colorado

you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.

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and I must say, you were very persuasive

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(760): View more from California

drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care

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(213): View more from California

She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.

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