Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Green mimosas i think yes
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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