On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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