It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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