the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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