How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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