There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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