Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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