once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
