toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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