Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
So many bounce houses so little time
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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