peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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