I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm just crazy horny about you
You need a sexual gate keeper
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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