Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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