dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
