The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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