Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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