sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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