i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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