I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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