so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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