My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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