I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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