Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Randomize
