and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is Oprah even human
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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