I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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