so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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