did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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