He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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