What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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