i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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