you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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