id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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