i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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