I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize
