chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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