I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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