I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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