Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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