ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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