Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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