Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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