Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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