they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I can't turn off my feet"
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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