UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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