It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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