I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
